Category Archives: love

Desperately Seeking Help: A Personal Problem Advertisement

Posted on July 10, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

I would apologize for my long absence from the internet but I was taking a working vacation in order to further enhance future majesty for your eyes, ears and, if you’re lucky, mouths. I was forced to spend the last couple of weeks working in … Continue reading →

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The Greatest Used Book in History Continued: November 1988

Posted on May 29, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

This is the penultimate installment of a bizarre diary within a used book that I found hidden among the stacks of an old defunct library. It was procured, along with a slew of other junk books, for just a few … Continue reading →

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Born Beautiful: Advantages of Pulchritude

Posted on May 3, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

It’s easy to be envious of another person’s good looks but remember that, with a scalpel and a little moxie, you can take that away from them forever. But, perhaps, the more productive path to take involves building an interesting … Continue reading →

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Cats Aren’t Cute and Neither is Your Date: Seeing Through the Fog of Perspective

Posted on March 6, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

Society has a serious problem with objectivity.  This is because every person perceives everything differently but it’s our job to reign that in before it we end up with racism, sexism, agism and a slew of other prejudices.  Being objective … Continue reading →

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I Watched Beetlejuice The Other Day

Posted on February 28, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

It seems like the solution to the Maitland’s problem would have been to kill the Deetz family right away.  Outside of that, being trapped in your house for one-hundred years doesn’t seem like too bad of a deal.  That actually … Continue reading →

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The Moments Succeeding Saint Valentine’s Day

Posted on February 15, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

I hope that everyone had consensual sex on Valentine’s Day but, if you found yourself sans a valentine, it’s not like this was your last chance.  I assure you, despite that deep dark feeling, you will probably have another opportunity.  … Continue reading →

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Always Abscond with an Interminable Trail

Posted on October 17, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

I am moving to New York City.  Don’t worry, Michigan, I’ve left something for you to remember me by.  My love for you is as ceaseless as it is cardinal, and I shall return.   I’m not sure if people still … Continue reading →

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Anthropophagous Togetherness: Meat, Your New Friends

Posted on October 2, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

We’ve all looked at someone we’ve loved and thought, “When they die, I might eat them a little bit so they will stay part of me forever.”  It probably doesn’t happen all that often but it has happened.  You’ve noticed … Continue reading →

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Friendship Doesn’t Take a Vacation: Life’s a Beach

Posted on June 16, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

 

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The Greatest Used Book in History Continued: June 1988

Posted on May 25, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

The tale of one woman’s hell in 1988 continues… This is the sixth installment of the fabled diary within a used book I procured from a clearance event for “junk books” in a rundown and partly abandoned library.  The journal is … Continue reading →

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