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Category Archives: true stories
Avian Action Almost Spoiled My Sunday Morning
As an adult your opportunities to participate in sleepovers diminish slowly over time. I am not sure if it has something to do with an unwillingness to sleep anywhere other than your own bed or if other people just don’t … Continue reading →
Posted in animals, Current Events, friendship, humor, Life, science, stories, true stories, Uncategorized
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Tagged australia, avian, birds having sex, brooklyn, friendship, pigeons, sleepovers, slumber parties
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24 Comments
An Explanation for Insanity
While visiting my parents, I took advantage of my father’s open Facebook by updating his status with claims of him enjoying the work of David Spade in the film Joe Dirt. In retaliation he made a post for You Monsters … Continue reading →
Posted in Current Events, Dark Humor, true stories
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Tagged estrangement, killing your dad in his sleep, parents, ruined friendships
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23 Comments
Snowed In
I am currently sitting out a blizzard in my home state of Michigan. Everyone in it went shopping for the same thing yesterday. Now all the only thing left on the shelves is fear and hopelessness.
Posted in Current Events, Dark Humor, society, stories, true stories, Uncategorized, web comics
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Tagged cold weather, extended holidays, family, michigan, panic shopping, snow, snow day, Snowmageddon, Snowpocalypse, visiting home
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23 Comments
Having A Live-In Dominatrix Was Electrifyingly Dull
I used to live with a dominatrix. Obviously that comes with certain compromises and perks that other living arrangements might not have. I was in the middle of my college career and had been dating her best friend for several … Continue reading →
Posted in college, comics, Dark Humor, friendship, humor, Life, motorcycles, society, stories, true stories, web comics, Webcomics
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Tagged Bevins, chains, dominatrix, forehead tattoos, Mr. Bevins, roommates, s&m, sex workers, short posts, whips
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35 Comments
When Good Times Aren’t Great: It’s Easier to Blame the Drugs Than the Man
At no point during my existence on this planet have I ever forged a meaningful relationship with a person I’ve met while smoking cannabis. There is nothing about that experience that makes you want to suddenly share all of yourself … Continue reading →
Posted in art, Dark Humor, friendship, humor, Life, musings, society, stories, true stories
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Tagged canabis, gentle drug use, manhattan, marijuana, perception, pizza and cartoons, trival
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31 Comments
Unsolved Mysteries: A Misnomer
When I was a child the scariest thing on television was Unsolved Mysteries. Each week Robert Stack came into our homes for forty-four minutes to explain murders and rapes in brutal detail with the help of “dramatic reenactments” before letting … Continue reading →
Halloween: Dream Analysis
Pfft. I’m not even sure that’s a thing.
Posted in Current Events, Dark Humor, dreams, humor, Life, true stories, web comics, Webcomics
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Tagged fear, halloween, nightmares, scary thoughts, smiles, teeth
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22 Comments
An Open Letter to the People in Charge
Dear Oligarchy, It’s been a long time coming but I think people are finally starting to catch on to all of your bullshit. The public trust in you is beginning to collapse like those cheap umbrellas you produce in China … Continue reading →
Posted in Dark Humor, history, humor, Life, musings, politics, society, true stories, web comics
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Tagged government, government shutdown, History, inequality, politics, rich people, selfishness, the Oligarchy
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30 Comments
Religious Apathy: Putting My Faith In Faithlessness
This week I am guest posting on A Clown On Fire as part of A Five Day Conversation on God. I talk on my personal experience with religion and feelings about faith. Here’s a taste: More often than not, parents try to impose … Continue reading →
Posted in Dark Humor, humor, Life, society, stories, true stories, web comics, Webcomics
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Tagged agnostic, apathy, atheist, Christian, chruch, faith, god, going to hell, humor, religion, the bible
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7 Comments
The Information on Osculation: A Brief Kisstory
Millions of years ago one caveman told another, “Put your mouth on my mouth. I bet it will feel totally good.” and kissing was born. Ever since that day, the origin and rules of kissing have been debated fiercely by … Continue reading →
Posted in comics, Dark Humor, history, humor, Life, musings, science, society, true stories, Webcomics
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Tagged french town, frenching, History, kissing, making out, romantic, tongues, true stories
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30 Comments
You Monsters Are People. 