Category Archives: humor

Born Beautiful: Advantages of Pulchritude

Posted on May 3, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

It’s easy to be envious of another person’s good looks but remember that, with a scalpel and a little moxie, you can take that away from them forever. But, perhaps, the more productive path to take involves building an interesting … Continue reading →

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A Duck Walks Into a Bar

Posted on April 25, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

An adept and self-confident person is incapable of being consumed by jealousy. Jealousy is simply a symptom of neurotic insecurity. That said, some ducks mate for life and are willing to take care of business. For more of Mr. Bevins … Continue reading →

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The Rat-Tail: A Fond Look Back

Posted on April 16, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

I do not know if there even is a country where the rat-tail hairstyle doesn’t exist but if you were born there, I cannot trust your understanding of the world as accurate. Seeing the haircut changes a person for the … Continue reading →

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The Apex of Cuisine: When Too Far Isn’t Far Enough

Posted on April 12, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

Roughly every half century, humanity takes a giant leap forward.  The industrial revolution created the modern age of progress and spurred technological advancements.  Fifty years later, we detonated the atomic bomb and man left the safety of our planet for … Continue reading →

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The Greatest Used Book in History Continued: October 1988

Posted on April 8, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

This is the tenth installment of the infamous diary within a used book that I found hidden among the stacks of an old defunct library.  The building routinely holds events where donated books are sold off, by the grocery bag … Continue reading →

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Taking My Evening Constitutional

Posted on April 4, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

I came across this while I was out wetting my whistle…. They say a picture is worth a thousand words but, in this case, I think they break pretty much even. I am, as we speak, uploading the next Cat … Continue reading →

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Party Tip: Pronounce Harassment With A British Accent

Posted on March 31, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

Again, I know I don’t usually reblog other people’s work but this seemed particularly relevant to my previous post, Reassessing Humanity as All Inclusive.  A good friend of mine from back home has posted a rather poignant story that was … Continue reading →

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No Prolonged Eye-Contact: An Empirical Guide to Subway Safety

Posted on March 19, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

Public transportation is a convenient way to get around most major cities and the subway is what makes the really big cities livable in the modern age.  However, there are hazards to consider when riding the rails and there will … Continue reading →

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Cats Aren’t Cute and Neither is Your Date: Seeing Through the Fog of Perspective

Posted on March 6, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

Society has a serious problem with objectivity.  This is because every person perceives everything differently but it’s our job to reign that in before it we end up with racism, sexism, agism and a slew of other prejudices.  Being objective … Continue reading →

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I Watched Beetlejuice The Other Day

Posted on February 28, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

It seems like the solution to the Maitland’s problem would have been to kill the Deetz family right away.  Outside of that, being trapped in your house for one-hundred years doesn’t seem like too bad of a deal.  That actually … Continue reading →

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