Category Archives: pets

A Duck Walks Into a Bar

Posted on April 25, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

An adept and self-confident person is incapable of being consumed by jealousy. Jealousy is simply a symptom of neurotic insecurity. That said, some ducks mate for life and are willing to take care of business. For more of Mr. Bevins … Continue reading →

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The Greatest Used Book in History Continued: October 1988

Posted on April 8, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

This is the tenth installment of the infamous diary within a used book that I found hidden among the stacks of an old defunct library.  The building routinely holds events where donated books are sold off, by the grocery bag … Continue reading →

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Like a Clown on Fire

Posted on March 27, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

After being thoroughly stalked by this French speaking anomaly, after browsing his blog, I was convinced into having a few drinks and drawing him his very own doodle.  It turns out that he was, in fact, a very nice gentleman.  He even whored out … Continue reading →

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Cats Aren’t Cute and Neither is Your Date: Seeing Through the Fog of Perspective

Posted on March 6, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

Society has a serious problem with objectivity.  This is because every person perceives everything differently but it’s our job to reign that in before it we end up with racism, sexism, agism and a slew of other prejudices.  Being objective … Continue reading →

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The Greatest Used Book in History Continued: September 1988

Posted on January 25, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

This is the ninth installment of the infamous diary within a used book that I procured from a clearance event for “junk books.”  For those of you new to this strange saga, the journal is the story of an especially peculiar … Continue reading →

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Ghost Dogs and the New American Job Market

Posted on July 21, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

When we were all young, everyone kept telling us that we could be whatever we wanted when we grew up. After all, we lived in America and that was the one place in the whole world where you could achieve … Continue reading →

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Another True Story, Cats, Krills and Artistic Thrills.

Posted on July 11, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

For some people, just being in a public bathroom heightens the tension of every moment.  Something as innocuous as standing next to another person becomes your own personal hell when it’s done at the urinal.  I’ve heard sweaty bearded man-voices … Continue reading →

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The Greatest Used Book in History Continued: July 1988

Posted on July 4, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

  This is the seventh installment of the celebrated diary within a used book I managed to save from a clearance event for “junk books” in a rundown warehouse of a library.  The journal is the story of an astonishing woman … Continue reading →

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Dinner Run A Fowl

Posted on June 11, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

Swans are jerks.

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