Author Archives: You Monsters Are People

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Wisdom, wonderment and weird for everyone.

The New American Pastime: Chrono Gallivanting

Posted on March 11, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

I’ve been thinking a lot about time travel lately and wondering why that’s not the next big technology we’re working on. I don’t need my computer to be any smaller or flatter than it currently is and we already have … Continue reading →

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An Unusual Flattering Remark on my Posterior

Posted on March 7, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

I recently set up my, long idle, twitter account in order to prostitute this blog more effectively.  I’m not sure how I feel about a medium that only gives you one-hundred and forty characters to explain a concept though.  I … Continue reading →

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The Greatest Used Book in History Continued: March 1988

Posted on March 2, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

This is the third installment of a diary within a used book I purchased from a clearance event for “junk books.”  For the beginning of this fantastic story, please read, the first installment of The Greatest Used Book in History: The … Continue reading →

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Beating the Clown: A Helpful Comic and Cautionary Tale

Posted on February 23, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

This one goes out to all of those people who are having trouble getting their work done online.  We all know that the cyberverse is as entertaining as a robot caveman, but you’ve got to stay strong and keep focus. … Continue reading →

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This is How we Use Limitless Information

Posted on February 22, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

I was watching a phenomenal documentary on the manufacturing and consumption of hotdogs when I had a mild epiphany.  With the help of others, we’ve built cookie cutter personas for ourselves and allowed even the most interesting of us to … Continue reading →

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A Nightmarish Sexual Landscape: Another True Story

Posted on February 17, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

A few years back, a woman enquired about motorcycle ownership.  However, the conversation she led me into had less to do with two-wheeled transportation and more to do with graphically confusing sexual innuendoes and painting a nightmarish portrait of her … Continue reading →

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The Greatest Used Book in History Continued: February 1988

Posted on February 9, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

This is the second installment of a dairy within the used book I purchased.  For the beginning of this fantastic journey, please read The Greatest Used Book in History or browse around this blog.   I may do a Valentines’s Day … Continue reading →

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Unifiable Infantile Hideousness: Is YOUR Baby Ugly?

Posted on February 7, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

This might not be news for the entirety of the human race, but not everybody can have a cute baby.  If I had to be honest, I would say that some babies are about as cute as a truck stop … Continue reading →

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The Greatest Used Book in History

Posted on February 4, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

If you have ever wondered where books go when they die or are just a few decades old and no longer relevant, I can tell you.  They all end up in a dilapidated library that smells like old cardboard and … Continue reading →

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Giant Dogs and Unlikely Ova: Another True Story

Posted on January 31, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

When I was in my teens, my next door neighbor had this rundown looking house populated by mean looking dogs.  The place was flat grey with a gravel driveway, a backyard that was mostly dirt and dark yellow curtains that … Continue reading →

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