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Author Archives: You Monsters Are People
About You Monsters Are People
Wisdom, wonderment and weird for everyone.Reverie in Action: Failed Attempts at Running Away
When I was just about three I told my mother that I was running away. I cannot clearly recall what had transpired to incite the notion that, having just gotten all of my teeth, my parents were just holding me … Continue reading →
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Tagged 1987, betty boop, cartoons, crying, dads, family, fear, fiji mermaid, humor, maid in manhattan, manhattan, matt posky, moms, parenting, pedophiles, running away, the eighties, webcomics
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Unpretentious Devotion: Romantic Advice from Dogs
If you lay down in the prone position before establishing a dominant relationship with a dog, there is a good chance that he’s going to hump you regardless of your preference on the matter. Dogs do not overanalyze relationships. In … Continue reading →
Posted in comics, humor, Life, love, musings, true stories, Uncategorized, Webcomics
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Tagged comics, digital, dogs, eggs, humor, humping, legs, love, lust, matt posky, ovulation, romance, short film, web comics, webcomics, weird, women
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Too Detroit for Chicago: True Lies by the People who Told Them
Some time ago, I applied for a job where I would live in Chicago’s Museum of Science and Industry for a month. It’s one of the more impressive and enjoyable museums I am aware of and I sincerely wanted a … Continue reading →
Posted in comics, humor, Life, musings, true stories, Uncategorized, Webcomics
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Tagged BATWAKE, chicago, comics, detroit, employment, humor, job, matt posky, museum, video, video resume, web comics
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Improving the Holidays, Saturnalia and Celebrating Paternal Castration
I should probably preface this by stating that I grew up as a fairly “typical” American, assuming there is such a thing. I spent my childhood making snowmen, using a carrot and walnuts to make genitalia in the hopes that … Continue reading →
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Tagged ashura, babies, charles dickens only wrote one good book, christmas, comics, eating kids, family, hanukah, hanukkah, holidays, matt posky, miracles, nobody cares, rohatsu, saturn, saturnalia, the war on christmas, webcomics, yule
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Laying Witness to Great Deeds: Destiny in Aisle Ten
Posted in comics, humor, Life, true stories, Webcomics
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Tagged big lots, life, matt posky, old people, shopping, sick, true stories, true story, vomit, weird, weirdness
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Dog Faces and the Long Process of Dotage
People seem to think that getting old happens overnight but aging is a long arduous process. You don’t suddenly wake up one morning with this uncontrollable desire to start dolling out hard candies like some sort of juicy mouthed, high … Continue reading →
Technology and the Ruination of Humanity
I am pretty sure that people have forgotten how to interact with each other on the physical plane. The internet has allowed the world we live in to become so abstract that the very essence of genuine human contact has … Continue reading →
Posted in comics, humor, Life, love, musings, true stories, Webcomics
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Tagged babies, comics, communication, community, death, funerals, humor, sex, technology, the internet, webcomics, weirdness
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Romance: Epochs and Expiry
You might want to gaze back at some of my earlier writings and comics when you get the chance since they all seem at least vaguely related. The following is an addendum to my previous post on romance, love, relationships, … Continue reading →
Romance: Understanding Your Inner Lepidopteran
There have been a several great loves in my life and most of them have been women. I’ve spent the last ten years of my life ensuring that I had a plethora of fantastical people in my company, romantically and … Continue reading →
Posted in comics, Dark Humor, friendship, humor, Life, love, musings, true stories, Webcomics
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Tagged butterflies, comics, friendship, humor, life, love, matt posky, musings, ninjas, romance, sex, sex education, truth, webcomics
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Examining Canes at the Store: A True Comic
It was my birthday this week. Let’s take a look back to see where I was this time last year… Huh… It must not have been a great birthday.
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Tagged birthday, canes, comics, detroit, friends, friendship, halloween, humor, michigan, shopping, the economy, true stories, unemployment, work
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You Monsters Are People. 