Category Archives: Webcomics

Grim Ruminant Mammals and Lawn Care

Posted on June 1, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

Like many American fathers, mine always took a special pride in the appearance of his yard.  Quite a few dads measure a large portion of their worth by the quality of their lawn.  Because of my father, I could probably … Continue reading →

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The Photochromic Plague: A Plea for Sanity

Posted on May 16, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

Transition, or photochromic, lenses seem to be custom made to make every person look sketchy.  You can make dozens of good cases for wearing photochromic lenses.  Since they alleviate the need for sunglasses, they save you both money and space … Continue reading →

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Ingesting Gum and the Sleepiest Moment of Anyone’s Life

Posted on May 8, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

For whatever reason, having an exceptionally mature woman’s breasts draped across my arm makes me indescribably, and unexplainably, sleepy.  I have no idea why this phenomenon occurs, but it happened all of the time in high school.  Mrs. Kendall would … Continue reading →

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Phony Revolutionaries and “Expert” Advice

Posted on April 28, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

I once had an argument at a bar in a college town with a young man in a red shirt featuring the likeness of Che Guevara.  He had a patchy beard that melded into a messy length of hair and … Continue reading →

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Carnal Transmissions with Unlimited Nights and Weekends

Posted on April 25, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

Today someone at work got a text message, checked their phone and became alarmed enough to hide it from me while also apologizing. While I did not see the text, I imagined the worst and most heinously graphic photograph of … Continue reading →

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You Monsters are People

Posted on April 17, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

There is something wrong with the world we live in, subtly wrong. People, people everywhere, are ignoring the important things because they are lazy or afraid. I wonder if this is why so many people are so vastly unhappy so … Continue reading →

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Eldritch People: How Every Grocery Store is Haunted

Posted on April 6, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

If you ever find yourself bored with grocery shopping, it’s because you’re not doing it at the right time.  You should be going late at night.  That’s when the entire market is populated by ghosts, trolls, golems and other assorted … Continue reading →

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The New American Pastime: Chrono Gallivanting

Posted on March 11, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

I’ve been thinking a lot about time travel lately and wondering why that’s not the next big technology we’re working on. I don’t need my computer to be any smaller or flatter than it currently is and we already have … Continue reading →

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An Unusual Flattering Remark on my Posterior

Posted on March 7, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

I recently set up my, long idle, twitter account in order to prostitute this blog more effectively.  I’m not sure how I feel about a medium that only gives you one-hundred and forty characters to explain a concept though.  I … Continue reading →

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Beating the Clown: A Helpful Comic and Cautionary Tale

Posted on February 23, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

This one goes out to all of those people who are having trouble getting their work done online.  We all know that the cyberverse is as entertaining as a robot caveman, but you’ve got to stay strong and keep focus. … Continue reading →

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