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Unpretentious Devotion: Romantic Advice from Dogs

Posted on January 14, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

If you lay down in the prone position before establishing a dominant relationship with a dog, there is a good chance that he’s going to hump you regardless of your preference on the matter.  Dogs do not overanalyze relationships.  In … Continue reading →

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Too Detroit for Chicago: True Lies by the People who Told Them

Posted on December 31, 2010 by You Monsters Are People

Some time ago, I applied for a job where I would live in Chicago’s Museum of Science and Industry for a month.  It’s one of the more impressive and enjoyable museums I am aware of and I sincerely wanted a … Continue reading →

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Improving the Holidays, Saturnalia and Celebrating Paternal Castration

Posted on December 22, 2010 by You Monsters Are People

I should probably preface this by stating that I grew up as a fairly “typical” American, assuming there is such a thing.  I spent my childhood making snowmen, using a carrot and walnuts to make genitalia in the hopes that … Continue reading →

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Dog Faces and the Long Process of Dotage

Posted on December 8, 2010 by You Monsters Are People

People seem to think that getting old happens overnight but aging is a long arduous process.  You don’t suddenly wake up one morning with this uncontrollable desire to start dolling out hard candies like some sort of juicy mouthed, high … Continue reading →

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Technology and the Ruination of Humanity

Posted on December 3, 2010 by You Monsters Are People

I am pretty sure that people have forgotten how to interact with each other on the physical plane.  The internet has allowed the world we live in to become so abstract that the very essence of genuine human contact has … Continue reading →

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Romance: Epochs and Expiry

Posted on November 26, 2010 by You Monsters Are People

You might want to gaze back at some of my earlier writings and comics when you get the chance since they all seem at least vaguely related.  The following is an addendum to my previous post on romance, love, relationships, … Continue reading →

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Romance: Understanding Your Inner Lepidopteran

Posted on November 21, 2010 by You Monsters Are People

There have been a several great loves in my life and most of them have been women.  I’ve spent the last ten years of my life ensuring that I had a plethora of fantastical people in my company, romantically and … Continue reading →

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Examining Canes at the Store: A True Comic

Posted on November 12, 2010 by You Monsters Are People

It was my birthday this week.  Let’s take a look back to see where I was this time last year… Huh…  It must not have been a great birthday.

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Being Right, Finding Yourself and Other Things that Don’t Matter Much.

Posted on October 27, 2010 by You Monsters Are People

Quite a few people drift through life like those fuzzy dust particles drift through beams of light.  A few will shine or catch a breeze and dance with each other but, despite being surrounded by them, most of them will … Continue reading →

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Mark Twains and Circus Trains

Posted on October 9, 2010 by You Monsters Are People

I’ve been sporting an upper respiratory infection as of late, so anything that doesn’t involve coughing up internal organs hasn’t been high on my list of priorities.  Every time I gave writing a shot the flu medicine influenced me to … Continue reading →

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