Author Archives: You Monsters Are People

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Wisdom, wonderment and weird for everyone.

Spiders In School

Posted on July 15, 2013 by You Monsters Are People

While my parents were visiting, my mother told me that a tarantula came to her school one day and I imagined it wearing a little backpack. She later told me it showed up in a box and was not trying … Continue reading →

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The Underwearwolf

Posted on July 9, 2013 by You Monsters Are People

My parents are visiting in from out of town so I don’t have time to finish up all of the things I’ve been working on this week. However, as appeasement, I crafted this little beauty for you. It’s based entirely … Continue reading →

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Terrible Advice That Could Potentially Work

Posted on June 27, 2013 by You Monsters Are People

In my experience, the best way to get a woman to like you is to be totally apathetic and make as many bad jokes as humanly possible. Keep in mind that this really only works on women you aren’t particularly … Continue reading →

Posted in Dark Humor, humor, love, musings, science, society, stories, web comics, Webcomics | Tagged , , , , , , , , | 38 Comments

Third Party Verification That I Write Humor

Posted on June 19, 2013 by You Monsters Are People

The Daily Post was kind enough to ask me for an interview and get my take as a humor expert but just I used it as a platform to engage in hate speak against my least favorite comic strip character … Continue reading →

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A Ghost in the Mind is Worth Two in the Bush

Posted on June 12, 2013 by You Monsters Are People

Watching someone attempt to fight off ghosts in real life is nothing like it’s portrayed in the movies. On the big screen it’s all Hollywood special effects and computerized lasers but, in reality, it’s all cursing and screaming the right … Continue reading →

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Societal Responsibility in a World Teeming With Children

Posted on June 3, 2013 by You Monsters Are People

At some point in your life you will either find yourself among the breeding masses, having brought a child into the cruel indifferent universe, or trapped on the outside of that realm as a broodless pariah. Either way, you will … Continue reading →

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The You Monsters Are People Audio Experience: Sick, Sad, & Back

Posted on May 20, 2013 by You Monsters Are People

In the third podcast, I return from being stricken with an upper respiratory infection and ear ache. It turns out that ears and lungs are two elements that play an integral role in creating a stellar podcast. Still feeling a … Continue reading →

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The Peace of Mind Want Ad

Posted on May 15, 2013 by You Monsters Are People

Last week I created a want ad seeking peace of mind and posted it on Craigslist as sort of a social experiment…   Here are some excerpts from a few of the responses I received over the weekend: I hope … Continue reading →

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The Magic Hour

Posted on May 10, 2013 by You Monsters Are People

There is a time of night where weaker-minded of us fall victim to the darkest of super natural phenomena. A moment where thoughts and dreams are emptied out of the brain and replaced with the most primal fears and temporary … Continue reading →

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Sadness and Soviet Space Dogs

Posted on April 17, 2013 by You Monsters Are People

A friend of mine called me late the other night and said the following, “It’s like we’re in hell. This is hell… but it’s still so beautiful.” I knew exactly what he meant. A few days prior, I was wandering … Continue reading →

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