Category Archives: Dark Humor

Another True Story, Cats, Krills and Artistic Thrills.

Posted on July 11, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

For some people, just being in a public bathroom heightens the tension of every moment.  Something as innocuous as standing next to another person becomes your own personal hell when it’s done at the urinal.  I’ve heard sweaty bearded man-voices … Continue reading →

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Friendship Doesn’t Take a Vacation: Life’s a Beach

Posted on June 16, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

 

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Dinner Run A Fowl

Posted on June 11, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

Swans are jerks.

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Grim Ruminant Mammals and Lawn Care

Posted on June 1, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

Like many American fathers, mine always took a special pride in the appearance of his yard.  Quite a few dads measure a large portion of their worth by the quality of their lawn.  Because of my father, I could probably … Continue reading →

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The Greatest Used Book in History Continued: June 1988

Posted on May 25, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

The tale of one woman’s hell in 1988 continues… This is the sixth installment of the fabled diary within a used book I procured from a clearance event for “junk books” in a rundown and partly abandoned library.  The journal is … Continue reading →

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Carnal Transmissions with Unlimited Nights and Weekends

Posted on April 25, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

Today someone at work got a text message, checked their phone and became alarmed enough to hide it from me while also apologizing. While I did not see the text, I imagined the worst and most heinously graphic photograph of … Continue reading →

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You Monsters are People

Posted on April 17, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

There is something wrong with the world we live in, subtly wrong. People, people everywhere, are ignoring the important things because they are lazy or afraid. I wonder if this is why so many people are so vastly unhappy so … Continue reading →

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The Greatest Used Book in History Continued: May 1988

Posted on April 12, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

This is the fifth installment of the infamous diary within a used book I purchased from a clearance event for “junk books” in a nearly abandoned library.  The journal follows the exploits of one severely atypical woman living in 1988 … Continue reading →

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Eldritch People: How Every Grocery Store is Haunted

Posted on April 6, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

If you ever find yourself bored with grocery shopping, it’s because you’re not doing it at the right time.  You should be going late at night.  That’s when the entire market is populated by ghosts, trolls, golems and other assorted … Continue reading →

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Being Born in the Future and the Deliciousness of Tomorrow’s Hotdog

Posted on March 28, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

I spent the better part of today comparing different colored metallic foil fringe and tinsel curtains, because I live the sort of life where stuff like that frequently comes into play. However, thirty-six hours earlier, I was at a wedding … Continue reading →

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