Category Archives: society

Religious Apathy: Putting My Faith In Faithlessness

This week I am guest posting on A Clown On Fire as part of A Five Day Conversation on God. I talk on my personal experience with religion and feelings about faith. Here’s a taste: More often than not, parents try to impose … Continue reading

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The Information on Osculation: A Brief Kisstory

Millions of years ago one caveman told another, “Put your mouth on my mouth. I bet it will feel totally good.” and kissing was born. Ever since that day, the origin and rules of kissing have been debated fiercely by … Continue reading

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How To Kill The President

Recently a friend of mine sent me one of those shortened website URLs that brings it down to a few characters of gibberish. The purpose being that it looks marginally better than the mile-long web address it normally takes you … Continue reading

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The Eagle Weeps: Please Join Me On My High Horse

Last week, thousands and thousands of American fast food employees went on strike because they feel they deserved higher wages. As it turns out, fast food jobs aren’t nearly as glamourous or high-paying as we have all imagined. After a … Continue reading

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The You Monsters Are People Audio Experience: What Women Don’t Want

In the fourth episode, Mary Heussner stops by to give me some of the most insane advice about women that I have ever heard. We struggle to maintain a sense professionalism in the sweltering heat before giving up entirely. I … Continue reading

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Facing the Early Bird

After years of diligent work improving the quality of soil and reproducing hermaphroditically, the worm realized that this was all that there was. This was all that there would ever be. There would be no great reward and this new awareness … Continue reading

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Terrible Advice That Could Potentially Work

In my experience, the best way to get a woman to like you is to be totally apathetic and make as many bad jokes as humanly possible. Keep in mind that this really only works on women you aren’t particularly … Continue reading

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A Ghost in the Mind is Worth Two in the Bush

Watching someone attempt to fight off ghosts in real life is nothing like it’s portrayed in the movies. On the big screen it’s all Hollywood special effects and computerized lasers but, in reality, it’s all cursing and screaming the right … Continue reading

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Societal Responsibility in a World Teeming With Children

At some point in your life you will either find yourself among the breeding masses, having brought a child into the cruel indifferent universe, or trapped on the outside of that realm as a broodless pariah. Either way, you will … Continue reading

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The You Monsters Are People Audio Experience: Sick, Sad, & Back

In the third podcast, I return from being stricken with an upper respiratory infection and ear ache. It turns out that ears and lungs are two elements that play an integral role in creating a stellar podcast. Still feeling a … Continue reading

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