Category Archives: science

Achieving Social Repose: Letting Others Have a Gay Old Time

Some people claim that gay sex is an abomination and often equate it with bestiality. But that doesn’t really seem fair, because when you look lustfully into the eyes of a dog it can’t whisper “take me” into your ear … Continue reading

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Imbibing The Experience And Not Just The Alcohol

The problem with drinking is that the better of an idea it seems to be, the less likely that is probably the case. I have spent roughly a decade partying responsibly but, lately, drinking hasn’t been quite as much fun … Continue reading

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Born Beautiful: Advantages of Pulchritude

It’s easy to be envious of another person’s good looks but remember that, with a scalpel and a little moxie, you can take that away from them forever. But, perhaps, the more productive path to take involves building an interesting … Continue reading

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The Apex of Cuisine: When Too Far Isn’t Far Enough

Roughly every half century, humanity takes a giant leap forward.  The industrial revolution created the modern age of progress and spurred technological advancements.  Fifty years later, we detonated the atomic bomb and man left the safety of our planet for … Continue reading

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No Prolonged Eye-Contact: An Empirical Guide to Subway Safety

Public transportation is a convenient way to get around most major cities and the subway is what makes the really big cities livable in the modern age.  However, there are hazards to consider when riding the rails and there will … Continue reading

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Digital Gravidness: What Not To Expect When Someone Is Expecting

If you’re anything like me, you’ve been thinking a lot about pregnant women.  It is actually pretty unavoidable what with all the rampant pregnancy on, and offline, right now.  It’s sort of hard to know what to do with it. … Continue reading

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Anthropophagous Togetherness: Meat, Your New Friends

We’ve all looked at someone we’ve loved and thought, “When they die, I might eat them a little bit so they will stay part of me forever.”  It probably doesn’t happen all that often but it has happened.  You’ve noticed … Continue reading

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Modern Problems: The Cultivation of Pulchritude in Ugliness

There is a distinct absence of class today.  Back during what many refer to as in the day, if two parties had a disagreement, someone would have made a clever quip and then tap danced up a marble staircase.  Chances are, they … Continue reading

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The Month America’s East Coast Gently Tried to Tear Itself Apart and Failed

I don’t want the current crisis involving the hurricane to overshadow the earthquake that occurred in Virginia last week.  Please don’t forget the tragedy and damage that those poor people still have to face during the cleanup process.  Those misaligned … Continue reading

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Dinner Run A Fowl

Swans are jerks.

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